Firing Big Bird!
Binders full of women!
Admittedly, the good lines during the presidential debates have mostly belonged to Mitt Romney, though not always for the reason he'd hope for.
It's time for the rubber match tonight, with the Republican winning the first debate and President Barack Obama winning the second.
Monday night's debate will be at Lynn University in Boca Raton, Florida, and hosted by CBS's Bob Schieffer. It will be a traditional foreign policy debate with both Romney and Obama at podiums answering questions from the moderator.
It will be covered on all major networks and simulcast on YouTube.
If you want to find a left-leaning audience, you can search on Barack Obama's website for events.
If you're looking to break right, Mitt Romney's website has an events calendar here.