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Pun of the Day #74: He'll definitely put his stamp on this marriage!

Punny jokes for fun-loving folks, #74

David R. Yale, Neighbor
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What would you call it when a man runs off with a mail order bride?

Env-elope!

From Pun Enchanted Evenings: 746 Original Word Plays, winner of the Global eBook Award for humor, by David R. Yale. Click here to buy the book at Amazon.Com. It's also available at Bayside EMS Pharmacy, 40-15 Bell Blvd., Bayside NY. © 2011 by David R. Yale.

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