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Pun of the Day #70: An Inn Discretion

Punny jokes for fun-loving folks, #70

 

The American tourist staying at a bed and breakfast inn in the English countryside asked the innkeeper about the purpose of the large ceramic pot under the bed. "Oh, that!" the innkeeper replied. "We use that in loo of a toilet!"

From Pun Enchanted Evenings: 746 Original Word Plays, by David R. Yale. Click here to buy the book at Amazon.Com. It's also available at Bayside EMS Pharmacy, 40-15 Bell Blvd., Bayside NY. © 2011 by David R. Yale

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