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Pun of the Day #51: Boss Tried to Steer Him Away From Trouble!
Punny jokes for fun-loving folks, #51
Cowboy Bill had been warned to never mess with the Dillo gang. But when Tom Dillo swooped down out of the hills, all by his lonesome, Cowboy Bill figured he had a chance. So Cowboy Bill lashed out at Dillo with his trusty 50 foot bullwhip. But Dillo seemed to have armored skin, the whip had no effect, and the poor cowboy got shot up something fierce. What did the boss say about it? "I told him never to try to disarm a Dillo!"
From Pun Enchanted Evenings: 746 Original Word Plays, by David R. Yale. Click here to buy the book at Amazon.Com. It's also available at Bayside EMS Pharmacy, 40-15 Bell Blvd., Bayside NY. © 2011 by David R. Yale
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