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Pun of the Day #47: If You Kick Really Hard Will it Be Toed Away?

Punny jokes for fun-loving folks, #47

David R. Yale, Neighbor
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How do you get rid of an old clunker?

Plant car away seeds!

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From Pun Enchanted Evenings: 746 Original Word Plays, by David R. Yale. Click here to buy the book at Amazon.Com. It's also available at Bayside EMS Pharmacy, 40-15 Bell Blvd., Bayside NY. © 2011 by David R. Yale

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