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Pun of the Day #31: And She Drinks Crème De Mented!

Punny jokes for fun-loving folks, #31

David R. Yale, Neighbor
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A pathologically hyper woman had her nails done every day. She was hoping for a manic cure.

From Pun Enchanted Evenings: 746 Original Word Plays, by David R. Yale. Click here to buy the book at Amazon.Com. It's also available at Bayside EMS Pharmacy, 40-15 Bell Blvd., Bayside NY. © 2011 by David R. Yale.

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