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Pun of the Day #29: From Here to Uturnity!

Punny jokes for fun-loving folks, #22

A rhyme you make up to encourage yourself when looking for a place for the car: Parking meter! Set it to music and you have a car tune!

From Pun Enchanted Evenings: 746 Original Word Plays, by David R. Yale. Click here to buy the book at Amazon.Com. It's also available at Bayside EMS Pharmacy, 40-15 Bell Blvd., Bayside NY. © 2011 by David R. Yale

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