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Pun of the Day #26: 'Don't Cross Me,' Said a Woman Named Bridgett
Punny jokes for fun-loving folks, #26
How would you pass over a deep, wide river just by drawing on your mental powers?
I'd use my attention span!
From Pun Enchanted Evenings: 746 Original Word Plays, by David R. Yale. Click here to buy the book at Amazon.Com. It's also available at Bayside EMS Pharmacy, 40-15 Bell Blvd., Bayside NY. © 2011 by David R. Yale
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