What did the driver of the overloaded truck say when the state trooper told him to drive onto the scale?
"I can't go on this weigh!"
From Pun Enchanted Evenings: 746 Original Word Plays, by David R. Yale. Click here to buy the book at Amazon.Com. It's also available at Bayside EMS Pharmacy, 40-15 Bell Blvd., Bayside NY. © 2011 by David R. Yale
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