Pun of the Day #15: Property Rites

A geologist was hired by a mining company to evaluate a claim near an established gold field. He discovered the area was loaded with gold, and he wanted to get the claim for himself. But he could not tell a lie. What did he say to the mining company?

"Never mined!"

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